A nation immune to surprises

Published 12:43 pm Friday, July 17, 2020

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To the Editor:
Can a pandemic president win an election without wearing a mask?
To those who care, there may be hope yet to persuade the man of extremes to become the man of the cloth. The world knows the King of Queens has an ego the size of ten border walls. So, give the man what he wants: keys to NYC, Greenland, and the church across the street from the White House; a lead bust at Rushmore; a mecca pilgrimage to the border wall in need of black paint; a statue next to Lincoln; a golf course in every national park; a revised constitution with a “beyond the law” clause; the power to deport Obama; the power to dismantle the Democrats. Without doubt, the Democrat membership will insist the Rushmore stone-face wear a mask.
We are headed to empty streets, pockets, and treasures, or do we even care.
Tip Estep

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